Senior Status
In high schools and colleges all over the country, hundreds of thousands of newly-minted seniors are rejoicing in their long-awaited status. Finally, they have reached the pinnacle of their education; king of the hill, top of the heap, whatever you call it, they have reached a major goal in their lives. Seniors, at last! On the other end of the spectrum, those of us who first attained senior status a few decades ago are approaching senior status of another kind. A few may be rejoicing at the thought of impending retirement from jobs that have become drudgery. Some look forward to extra time with grandchildren or the chance to travel to previously unknown locales. But some us are feeling more than a little confused. When does senior status begin, anyway? When I'm asked by some teenage checker in a restaurant or grocery store if I qualify for the senior discount, I'm forced to ask that question: "How old must I be to be considered a senior?" ...